Some of us may be interested to learn that the Trump brand is soon to be expanded from naming towers, golf courses, and hotels. Behold: Trump Jail! Though it may have a similar style, with gold bars …
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Some of us may be interested to learn that the Trump brand is soon to be expanded from naming towers, golf courses, and hotels.
Behold: Trump Jail! Though it may have a similar style, with gold bars and toilet seats, it will have one major difference—overcrowding. When Trump arrives, he may take solace in having his buddies around him, like Manafort, Cohen, and Stone, but I suspect the president’s men won’t seem so obsequious now in their drab prison garb.
Alas, there is no internet in Trump Jail, no Fox News, no cellphones allowed. Instead of teaching the Bible, dictionary-reading classes are available and encouraged. “I will not lie” is the chant one hears emanating from the grounds during meditation hours. The game of Monopoly is popular, but supervised to prevent cheating. However, inmates are still allowed to play trump card games like bridge or trick-taking ones like hearts. The major exercise there is sorting dirty laundry and looking in the mirror.
“Trump Jail, the Last Resort.” Like all of Trump’s properties, you pay a lot to get in. The truth will set you free.
John Delaney
Port Townsend
