Please keep the faith, all of you MAGA people | Letter to the editor

Posted 8/7/20

In my work as a conservative consultant in our community, Justin Hale and other members of the Flat Earth Society, often ask me about the Trump Family’s plans to stay in power. 

Justin, …

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Please keep the faith, all of you MAGA people | Letter to the editor

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In my work as a conservative consultant in our community, Justin Hale and other members of the Flat Earth Society, often ask me about the Trump Family’s plans to stay in power. 

Justin, and others, ask me how the president and Jared can be re-elected if they work against the elderly, women, poor folks, minorities, immigrants, short people and the young? 

Evidently Justin has lost confidence in the voter suppression racket set up to continue the Trump brood’s dynasty. I reassure Justin that now is the perfect time to promote the Trump Clan’s strong support of the Confederacy. There were good people on both sides, after all. 

Now is the time to promote health advice from Rush Limbaugh, fighting the fake news claiming there is a pandemic. 

Now is the time to gather the faithful at a rousing national convention to rally the believers in a mask-free environment to show our contempt for science. 

And, when the health officials claim that more than 130,000 have died under Trump Inc.’s  rule we say, “What about Benghazi?”

So, keep the faith Justin and other Trump Corp. supporters, “The rest is yet to come!”

Gary Novak
PORT TOWNSEND

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Marge samuelson

so lets check those Hillary Clinton emails . . .

Friday, August 7
Jüsteks Hale

Oh, and, remember the fundraiser "I ♥ Kim Jong Un"

t-shirts (Made in Thighland,) and the "Masculine Toilet" silent auction! Please note; "YO! SEMITE!" hats and buttons will be available for pre-order, so pour yourself some covfefe, and hop on the bandwagon! (There's *plenty* of room!) Last but not least, there will be a forest-raking volunteer day & fundraiser breakfast at the end of the month. Remember, only raking the forest can prevent forest fires! Diet soda and cheeseburgers will be served from styrofoam cups and boxes, and you may keep your commemorative "STABLE GENIUS" plastic straws.

***All proceeds benefit the Donald Trump For Prisondent 2020 Campaign.

| Friday, August 7
Tom Camfield

You all have inspired the return of my blog after a month's absence. And so be it! Thanks also to the diligence of Brian Kelly,, newly assigned to handle this department along with his other editorial duties. Also send him your news tips.

| Saturday, August 8